Humorous and Fun T-Shirts and Gifts

Everyone can find something they like in our large collection of t-shirts, shirts and gifts with humorous, funny, and insightful phrases and one-liners.

I hate being right all the time	Ya Think?	Whatever	This Is What Cool Looks Like
A Bartender is a Pharmacist with Limited Inventory	Perception is Reality	Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn	Have you seen my marbles?
Get Lost	So What	There's too much blood in my alcohol system	Here Comes Trouble
Because I Said So	Shoo	Do you know where you've been?	I'm not shopping. It's Therapy
Out of my mind. Back in Five Minutes	Where are we going? Why are we in a hand basket?	5150 Mentally Disturbed	So Broke
I wandered off from the tour	Keep Staring At Me	I have gone to find myself	Parties well with others
Endless Battle Against Maturity	It's not rocket surgery	The Voices Have Great Ideas	Dain Bramaged
You better make more than I can spend.	Obey	My other shirt is in the hamper	Dangerously Overeducated
It's All About Me!	I'm a Keeper	I can see your lips moving, but all I hear is blah	I didn't do it
It seemed like a good idea at the time.